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The Battle Anthem of the Kaiser Kompanie

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The dishonoured 3rd Kaiser Kompanie Seppuku!

A sick clan in verdun, we only use hax. 

Zab, Eagle, Russ, Snoopy, Paul and Fixer other dope dudes, and Roeller-over

Clan History[]

First formed in 2011 as a competitive Starcraft II clan, we have recently branched off into a Verdun clan. Zab continues to maintain his position as the 16th top ranked player in the world in starcraft, while dominating at Verdun. Keep it up!

In the First annual Verdun regional competition, Der 1st Kaiser Kompanie placed first overall, Der 4th Kaiser Kompanie placed second, and a SHAMEFRUL DISPRAY by Der 3rd Kaiser Kompanie, who only managed to place 3rd. Let it be known they all were forced to preform Seppuku as they dishonoured the clan! 

The Kaiser Kompanie Provisional Research and Development Department is currently working on an aim-bot tailored to the Verdun game. A Beta will be avalable to a select number of prominent players this coming fall, with a launch date around Christmas/New Years. The Price is currently under debate, but projections vary from 3 dollars to 3 dollars and 50 cents. 

We also welcome all the donations of blood from our fellow members of Kaiser Kompanie, to our clan leader [KK]TheEagle who then sends the donations to the local blood blank in Thunder Bay Ontario, to help save the lives of the many people whom need it. We can only imagine how many lives, the Kaiser Kompanie has saved by donating so much blood. Thank you. 

Blood Bank

The Thunder Bay Blood Blank


Membership Requirements[]

To obtain membership in the hallowed ranks of the illustrious Kaiser Kompanie, one must be no higher than rank 23. Upon reaching the 23rd rank, the member is kicked from the clan until either he starts a new profile on verdun, or his rank is reset by the development team. While playing on the weekly playday, all members must sing the Kaiser Kompanie Anthem Stan Rogers-The House of Orange. 

We also welcome all the donations of blood from our fellow members of Kaiser Kompanie, to our clan leader [KK]TheEagle who then sends the donations to the local blood blank in Thunder Bay Ontario, to help save the lives of the many people whom need it. We can only imagine how many lives, the Kaiser Kompanie has saved by donating so much blood. Thank you. 

We aspire to be a group of enthusiastic amatuers, who care very little for the material things in life. 


Ballads of the Noble Warriors[]

Alongside being fine legionaries, our members enjoy placing their war weary souls to paper in an effort to become the warrior-poet. Here are some of the most glorious hymns that continue to ring in our hearts to this day;


Attack for all that is nice,

for we all enjoy playing dice!

The Sergeant will never folly,

Oh shit dude I'm trippin' on Molly!


As you can tell we are all cowards and aweful poets. 

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